Jersey Shore is complete crap, but that is why I watch it from time to time.To me it’s like a horrific car crash, which I simply can’t turn away from nomatter how bad it gets. However, something happened a few weeks back, whichreally caught my attention, between Dj Pauly D, and a random girl he meets at Club Karma who was DTF.
I know I’m getting older, but I had to ask my niece whatthat meant. For those of you oldies like myself, it means Down To F@ck.
They go back to the Shore House and do their business; Paulycalls a cab soon after the fact, and makes light of the whole situation. Now, DTF girl actuallysteals Pauly’s chain and leaves. Pauly now realizes that it’s missing and is in a tizzy trying to find it. The next day, she returns wearing it, stating, “Oh my god, I have no idea how I ended up with yourvery expensive jewelry in my panties. It just happened! Aren’t I silly!”Okay, she didn’t actually say that, but you get the picture.
Snooki read my mind (yeah I know, scary huh?) as I watchedthis ‘episode’ unfold in front of me and stated exactly what I took from the sitch;
“She stole it so she could come back and f@ck DJ PaulyD again. That’s what I’d do.”
Nice, stealing the chain SIMPLY as a way to return andreceive more attention from the guy she currently has in her sights. Whatreally had me going was simply this; does anyone NOT realize what just happenedin that situation between DTF girl and Pauly D? Doesn’t anyone realize just howPATHETIC DTF girl was in this situation? To be reduced to theft in a weak bidto get more face time with the dude she currently fancies? What precisely didshe get out of this exactly? Only a random ride from a famous dude who doesn’teven care to know her now that the deed is done is what. Money says that Paulydoesn’t know her middle name, why would be want too?
Some may say that I’m looking into this too much, but thisis my take on this ridiculous situation. I refer to it as GroundZero; basically those exact circumstances are precisely whatPatriarchy was invented to protect women from. Men by and large do not valuemarriage the same way women do, and a man’s biological imperative isexceptionally easy to meet. In fact, it’s so easy to meet that a man can getexactly what he wants and skirt away without meeting a woman’s IF the womanisn’t smart enough to adequately manage the assets men find attractive.
Bluntly, he get’s a ride for the night, and she get’snothing more than a notch on her belt for her trouble. Why would he want tomeet her B.I., he already got what he wanted out of the deal. Hey, it’s a goodthing that men don’t care too much about settling down with a high mileage orloose woman, right…oh wait.
Here’s the sitch, and I’m not getting down on Pauly D even ifit seems that I am. He’s simply doing what so many other young men are engagingin right now with a bevy of willing women. Now that chastity is the thing ofthe past, young people can have all the hassle free sex they wish, I mean,chastity is oppressive, who pray tell wishes for that yoke to ever return? Men have no reason to invest in a woman to be honest now that the price of admission has been all but removed.
Thanks to the crap pumped out in the lamestream media, DTF Girldoesn’t even realize that she ended up on the losing end of that bargain. Shegave it up so easily, she now has no ‘currency’ so to speak to trade with Paulyany longer. It’s one thing to read about this stuff on the manosphere, it’s truly another to see it happen so easily right in front of you!! I have yet to meet a man who ever wanted to marry a woman solelybecause she spent the night with someone famous.